Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How do birds threaten one another?