Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
They're a total rip-off.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?