Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?