Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What did summer say to spring?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are frogs always so happy?