Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a henway?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call an animal pop star?