What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What do bees chew?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?