Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
What did the sick chicken say?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?