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    12 Boat Jokes to Tell Schooner or Later

    12 Boat Jokes to Tell Schooner or Later

    By Robert W. • August 18, 2024

    All aboard! Whether you’re a sailor, a fisherman, or just love the water, don’t harbor the laughs to yourself! Gather your water-loving friends and share these jokes while you roll with sea-larious laughter together.

    All Aboard for Some Seafaring Jokes You’re Shore to Love:

    Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

    Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?


    What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

    What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

    How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

    How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?


    What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

    What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

    What do you call it when two boats become friends?

    What do you call it when two boats become friends?


    What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

    What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

    Where do mice leave their boats?

    Where do mice leave their boats?


    What boat is great at getting a deal?

    What boat is great at getting a deal?

    What kind of books do boats write?

    What kind of books do boats write?


    Where did the boat go when it was sick?

    Where did the boat go when it was sick?

    Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

    Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

    Why did the sailor lose his job?

    Why did the sailor lose his job?

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