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    16 Egg-cellent Chicken Jokes

    16 Egg-cellent Chicken Jokes

    By Todd H. • July 25, 2024

    Move on over, “why did the chicken cross the road?”… make room for some egg-cellent jokes that will brighten your mood when you’re in need of a chuckle. These 16 Chicken Jokes won’t ruffle any feathers, but they will crack you up!

    What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

    What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

    What does an evil hen lay?

    What does an evil hen lay?

    What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

    What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

    What did the sick chicken say?

    What did the sick chicken say?

    What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

    What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

    Why did the chicken walk across the street?

    Why did the chicken walk across the street?

    How do chickens leave the highway?

    How do chickens leave the highway?

    What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

    What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

    What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

    What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

    What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

    What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

    Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

    Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

    What's the difference between people and chickens?

    What's the difference between people and chickens?

    What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

    What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

    What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

    What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

    What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

    What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

    What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

    What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

    Go ahead… we know you want to crack a smile.

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