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    16 Farm Jokes That Aren't Baaaaa-d

    16 Farm Jokes That Aren't Baaaaa-d

    By Todd H. • July 25, 2024

    Farm animals are quite silly cowmedians! Now, with everything that happens on the farm day in and day out, farmers have some pretty great conversation starters, stories, and jokes to tell. From cows to horses and goats to chickens, every animal has a personality of its own. Get ready for some laughs with these 16 Silly Farm Animal Jokes!

    16 Farm Animal Jokes for the Funny Farm:

    What goes ooo ooo ooo?

    What goes ooo ooo ooo?


    What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

    What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

    Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

    Why does a milking stool only have two legs?


    Why did the calf hate his school picture?

    Why did the calf hate his school picture?

    What do you call a smelly horse?

    What do you call a smelly horse?


    When does a horse talk?

    When does a horse talk?

    Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

    Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?


    Why did the goat become a lawyer?

    Why did the goat become a lawyer?

    Which farm animals are famous painters?

    Which farm animals are famous painters?


    Why are goats so funny?

    Why are goats so funny?

    How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

    How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?


    Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

    Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

    Which bird would make a great farmer?

    Which bird would make a great farmer?


    What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

    What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

    What farm animal is best at karate?

    What farm animal is best at karate?

    What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

    What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

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