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    20 Squeaky Clean Jokes That'll Leave You Cackling

    20 Squeaky Clean Jokes That'll Leave You Cackling

    By Todd H. • July 25, 2024

    Laughter is a universal language that can bring people together in the most wholesome way. So, the next time you need a good laugh without crossing any boundaries, turn to these 20 Clean Jokes for a dose of pure, family-friendly humor.

    What do you call a cow in a tornado?

    What do you call a cow in a tornado?


    What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

    What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

    What are hotdogs called in the winter?

    What are hotdogs called in the winter?


    Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    Why did the banana go to the doctor?

    Why do grandparents smile all the time?

    Why do grandparents smile all the time?


    Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

    Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

    What are baby potatoes called?

    What are baby potatoes called?


    What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

    What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

    What did the Dorito say to his son?

    What did the Dorito say to his son?


    What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

    What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

    What is a plane full of male cows called?

    What is a plane full of male cows called?


    What animal could Noah not trust?

    What animal could Noah not trust?

    There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

    There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?


    What do you call two birds stuck together?

    What do you call two birds stuck together?

    When you die, what part of the body dies last?

    When you die, what part of the body dies last?


    What do you call a pig thief?

    What do you call a pig thief?

    What does an escalator say when it stops working?

    What does an escalator say when it stops working?


    What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

    What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

    Where do belly buttons go to college?

    Where do belly buttons go to college?


    Where do squirrels go on vacation?

    Where do squirrels go on vacation?

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