What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
When is Dad's bedtime?