What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?