What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there.
Where does food go to take a nap?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?