What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?