Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
There was a leek.
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?