Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which celebrity became a great detective?