Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
How do eggs end a TV show?