Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What part of a fish is the most musical?