What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?