Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
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Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?