What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do Scottish toads play?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?