What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where does food go to take a nap?