Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What did the stair machines call each other?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the cloud date the fog?