Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Because she's excellent at having her day in court.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where does water do all its banking?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?