What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
How can you farm during the winter?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are trees so good at interior design?