Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How do automobiles fly?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?