How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
When should you start writing a book?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?