What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the snake cross the road?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?