How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
It leaves behind a fowl smell.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?