Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?