Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?