How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which cats have the best manners?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?