What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
She was tickled to death.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?