This candy bar is a real home run.
It's a Baby Ruth®.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
When do astronauts eat?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?