How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?