How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the most athletic footwear?
How do you talk to a giant?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do pigs learn magic?