Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?