Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do frogs get to work?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?