How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?