What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call an arctic cow?