Where does a scientist wizard work?
In a labracadabratory.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?