What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?