How do locomotives know where to go?
They have a lot of training.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?