Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What type of animal does well in the cold?