What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where are average things manufactured?