Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?