Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which cats have the best manners?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?