What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
A flee club.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How are teens like cats?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?