What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?