How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?